The stone........after the throw.
The word.........after it's said..
The occasion........after it's missed.
The time.........after it's gone.
FROM A DEAR FRIEND IN NC.
We gather in a Wesleyen style Class meeting on Monday nights at Clapps Chapel UMC. this blog is an outpouring of the growth that occurs there.
Gabe Davis
State of the Church
From the book “The Church Awakening” by Charles R. Swindoll
“We live in an age that has drifted from a wholesome standard of morality to a wholesale and undiscerning emphasis on tolerance. Biblical standards are being replaced with political correctness. Criminals are being defended more passionately than victims. If we claim something is immoral, we are marked as bigoted, prejudiced, and out of touch. If we stand against same-sex marriage, we are branded as intolerant, homophobic, and guilty of “hate speech.” If we are pro-life, we are seen as anti-women, narrow-minded, and lacking compassion. If we promote abstinence as the best method for birth control, as well as for preparation for a healthy marriage, we become a laughing stock, and we’re told we don’t live in the real world.
Even though Scripture clearly states what is right and wrong, we have no hearing in the world’s ears.”
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THE CHURCH NEEDS TO BE AWAKENED AND GET BACK TO THE SCRIPTURES AND BIBLICAL STANDARDS
“We live in an age that has drifted from a wholesome standard of morality to a wholesale and undiscerning emphasis on tolerance. Biblical standards are being replaced with political correctness. Criminals are being defended more passionately than victims. If we claim something is immoral, we are marked as bigoted, prejudiced, and out of touch. If we stand against same-sex marriage, we are branded as intolerant, homophobic, and guilty of “hate speech.” If we are pro-life, we are seen as anti-women, narrow-minded, and lacking compassion. If we promote abstinence as the best method for birth control, as well as for preparation for a healthy marriage, we become a laughing stock, and we’re told we don’t live in the real world.
Even though Scripture clearly states what is right and wrong, we have no hearing in the world’s ears.”
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THE CHURCH NEEDS TO BE AWAKENED AND GET BACK TO THE SCRIPTURES AND BIBLICAL STANDARDS
To all you Lexiphiles
*To write with a broken pencil is pointless.*
*When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.*
*A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.*
*When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.*
*The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.*
*The batteries were given out free of charge.*
*A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.*
*A will is a dead giveaway.*
*If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.*
*With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.*
*Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.*
*You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.*
*Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.*
*A boiled egg is hard to beat.*
*When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.*
*Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.*
*Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.*
*If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.*
*A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.*
*In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.*
*When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds*
*The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.*
*He had a photographic memory which was never developed.*
*Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.*
*When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.*
*Acupuncture: a jab well done.
*When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.*
*A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.*
*When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.*
*The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.*
*The batteries were given out free of charge.*
*A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.*
*A will is a dead giveaway.*
*If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.*
*With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.*
*Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.*
*You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.*
*Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.*
*A boiled egg is hard to beat.*
*When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.*
*Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.*
*Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.*
*If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.*
*A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.*
*In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.*
*When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds*
*The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.*
*He had a photographic memory which was never developed.*
*Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.*
*When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.*
*Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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